Wednesday, April 30, 2008

A Grinch For All Seasons

I'm tired this morning, and not sure if I'll have the time or energy for a full length post, however, I've been meaning to add this addition to the Grinch series for a while regardless. In case you're wondering, it's not specific to any holiday, and not quite as long as the others, but here it is. Presenting...


The Grinch was a nasty old soul
With a heart as black as a hole
To make others feel bad
Is what made him glad
With evil schemes his head was full.

He bothered the MacGuffins no more
For Chucky had killed him before
He chose old Elmer Fultz
To recieve his insults
And the other ills he had in store.

In the dark reaches of his foul brain
The Grinch hatched a plot most insane
He gathered some poop
Left it on Elmer's stoop
And prepared to set it aflame.

"Oh my gosh, old man Elmer hates crap,
And he'll surely fall for my trap!"
The Grinch said with glee
As he started to flee
And around the block he ran a lap.

Well, Elmer heard noise at his door
He'd had pranks pulled on him before
"I won't stomp on that poo
And mess up my new shoe!"
And he quickly ran off to the store.

Elmer purchased a sentry bot
"That will teach those punks" he thought
When the Grinch had returned
His innards were burned
As with ten trillion volts he was shot.

Now the moral of this should be clear
If you don't want the Grinch to appear
Buy a bot of your own
So the Grinch can be shown
He's an unwanted pain in the rear!


At 8:51 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I love the Grinch posts. It was a real pick me up after a long boring day of counting.


At 4:56 AM, Blogger Majik Monkee said...

Glad you enjoyed it! There was really an explosion of Grinch poems around the holidays, it seemed like a good time to post this one since it's been a while now.


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