Sunday, January 29, 2006

Stu Makes Some Headway

Well, when we left off, things were not going so well for Stu in his quest for love. He had decided that he was madly in love with Keri Wilson, and she had decided that Stu was as about exciting as a box of rocks. Tough luck, can't win them all!

Actually, the reason Keri doesn't care for Stu may not have anything at all to do with the man himself - it could have something to do with the filthy squalor the family seems to be okay with living in (don't ask me what the maid has been doing - that trash has been sitting there for days without being touched). Talk about setting the romantic mood.

Image hosting by PhotobucketThe family is concerned about the strange smell that seems to pervade the house. Where, oh, where could that odd stench be coming from?

Yes, that could be part of the problem. Another possible issue could be Bobby. Yes, Bobby is dating Deana, and Stu is persuing Keri, but when last I checked in on Bobby, he was chilling out in the hot tub with Keri, while Peter stood guard. Peter is probably on the lookout for Deana or Stu, either of which would have something to say about this situation.

Image hosting by PhotobucketPeter: "Dude, I would gladly take a bullet for you so you can sit around in the hot tub putting the moves on Stu's love interest."

Yes, all things considered, the situation is pretty pathetic. Here, Stu is trying desperately to win Keri's heart, and the family is doing everything they can to make sure he doesn't succeed. Now that's love!

However, in spite of the efforts of his house mates to stink up the joint and redirect her interests, and Keri's natural low tolerance for interaction with Stu, he finally made a successful pass at Keri. Before you know it, they were sharing their first (and hopefully not the last) semi-romantic kiss. Go Stu!

Image hosting by PhotobucketStu finally makes a little headway in his romantic quest. Good going, Stu! Don't screw it up!

Well let's leave our story on a more or less high note for the time being, since we all know that this is still just the beginning. Sure, Keri may like Stu better now, but there's still a lot of room for disaster if he plans to propose.

Will Stu completely win Keri over, convince her to marry him, and complete his romantic conquest? Will there be anymore slow dancing in the kitchen? Will anyone ever clean up the garbage in the Miller house? Check in next time, and maybe I'll tell ya!


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